this is toooo muchhh
dexter poster is on the walllll
Can’t deal; this explains our generation so much!
Just in case you thought I was beautiful.
I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away! :D
Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
i drive a diesel.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to have sex with me
Do I know you? No? Oh well I will after tonight ;)
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I’m Mike
If you were a bass, I don’t know if I would eat you or mount you. ;)
Painful. First time I ever met this boy he was in a comma couldn’t remember me after a year of long distance talking. Here we are almost 4 years later and he left me didn’t want me like I wasn’t good enough and i still think about him here and there and nights like these he’s all I want and need.
She won’t be saying a whole hell of a lot when I fuck her boyfriend. Stupid bitch.
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